Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Where Have I Been?

Hi Everybody!

You know those times where a real, money paying job gets in the way of a hobby?

That's happening right now. That and life, you know.

Anywho, I'm still here, I'm still playing games, but things may be kind of scant for the near future. Hopefully I don't lose you to all those competitor sites who do the same shitty articles I do.

Wanna talk? Got a complaint? Can't live without my articles? Leave a comment.

Until next time,


Monday, September 19, 2016

Beautiful, Crazy, Sad, and Enchanting - Kubo and The Two Strings - Spoiler Free Movie Ryview

Kubo and the Two Strings, by Laika.

Kubo and the Two Strings (hereby known as Kubo so I can be lazier about it), is a stop motion animation film about a young boy who goes on a wondrous quest and does some magic.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Pokemon Fire Red - Late to the Party Ryview

Pokemon Fire Red, by Game Freak.

For those of you who might not have ignored Pokemon for the past 2 decades, you probably already played this game and have fond memories of it (either in classic red or fire red). I, however, did not succumb to Pokemon's thrills when I was younger. That was mostly due to never owning a Gameboy. But now, using a very old Gameboy Advance, I'm playing Fire Red as my first Pokemon game ever (unless you count playing Pokemon snap at a friend's house, which I most certainly do not).

Monday, September 12, 2016

Schedule Ryvisions Again! - 09/12/16

Hi Everybody!

Quick update on the schedule again: After several instances of failing to release anything on Friday, I'll be focusing on the other days of the week for the time being.

And deals will still be happening despite a particularly poor track record. I get busy. And lazy.

Sometimes both!

Anywho, I'm assuming absolutely no one will come crying to me because I'm not putting out enough content. To both of the people reading this: don't worry, I'll do what I can to keep you entertained.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Sweet, sweet torture - Lords of the Fallen Ryview

Lords of the Fallen, by Deck13 Interactive and CI Games.

Lords of the Fallen is a punishing RPG in the style of the Dark Souls games, where you lose all XP when you die (unless you bank it or make it back to your XP ghost before it dissipates into wasted time and shattered dreams). The game itself is about a convict who is fighting a bunch of monsters who are invading, for some reason.